DKDana Køhler@dkohler
Replaced 400 lines of glue code with one workflow. The diff was the best thing I shipped all month.
Collected from support threads, conference hallways and one very long changelog comment.
Replaced 400 lines of glue code with one workflow. The diff was the best thing I shipped all month.
Six months in and the bill has not surprised us once. Genuinely rare in this category.
Support sent a query plan on a Sunday. Then they fixed the docs that caused the confusion.
The auditor asked for evidence, I sent a link, and the meeting ended twenty minutes early.
2.1 billion rows migrated over a weekend. Zero incidents and a very calm Slack channel.
Our dashboard went from eleven seconds to instant. I have stopped apologising in meetings.
Onboarded three analysts and none of them asked me a single question. Highest praise available.
Four vendors trialled. This was the only one the team kept using once the trial expired.
Month-end close went from a three-day slog to a job that runs while I am asleep.
Sixty-two depots live in a fortnight. The rollout plan was one page long.
The error messages tell you what to do next. Somebody clearly cared about that.
We deleted an internal tool and two cron jobs. That is the review.